Tamiya Makes a Lacquer, and Horton Hears a Who

Paint companies are just terrible lying dogs. They’re such prostitutes that they’ll say anything to sell paint and they’ll sell their grandmothers to the Arabs. The big news today is that Tamiya has produced a new type of paint, which they are calling a “lacquer.”

Once upon a time, “lacquer” meant, well, PAINT. If you dissolve a pigment in a fluid and it makes a paint, it’s lacquer. “Enamel” is a totally different thing. It’s something like a glaze for ceramics but it’s usually a glaze for metal. Like a ceramic glaze, enamel needs heat (a lot of it) to melt onto the surface.

Now, in the land of overstuffed adult men (you know who you are) who play with airplanes, “lacquer” used to mean that the solvent was too “hot” to use on plastic. In fact, “lacquer thinner” could be used as plastic cement. “Enamel” was the proper paint for plastic model kits. So there was a simple rule. No lacquer unless you “really knew what you were doing” and even then–watch it. But enamel from Testors or Pactra or Humbrol was just fine.

As you can clearly see, this is quite insane. But outfits like KRYLON and other people who make paint have often used very similar terminology, and now the makers of house paint have adopted it as well, so trying to understand what “enamel” and “lacquer” really mean is just about hopeless.

It doesn’t mean anything–or, rather it means whatever you want to mean.

So what the hell did Tamiya make?

I have no freakin’ idea. It’s “lacquer paint.” It’s for plastic model kits??? Is it or isn’t it? Well, Tamiya is gushing great spurts of yogurt over the way it airbrushes, so I’m guessing it’s acceptable for airbrushing, but once again, dear friends, we have no information on how it brushes, or even if that’s possible.

DAMMIT. What is it with this? It’s silly enough to have to put up with Archie and Jughead going on about lacquer this and lacquer that (and “If I thin regular Tamiya acrylic with Tamiya lacquer thinner, do I have Tamiya lacquer?”) but it’s really annoying that they can’t stop sniffing ether long enough to just address whether or how you can brush it.

They are dummies. I evacuate my nostrils in their general direction.

I do imagine that this will appear in a shop near me so I’ll have to buy some. Annoying.

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4 thoughts on “Tamiya Makes a Lacquer, and Horton Hears a Who

  • October 23, 2017 at 1:53 am
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    Don’t buy it. It is the same as Mr Color, a ‘laquer’ from gsi creos, and it cannot be brushed. It is much, much worse for your health than oil based enamels and stinks to high heaven. If you try brushing it, it will literally melt the plastic (remember the ‘laquer thinner’ you spoke of/ yep, thats what you thin it with for airbrushing).

    Apparently magical for airbrushing…

  • October 23, 2017 at 8:45 am
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    Thanks for the “heads up.” It’s a true “airbrush only” product as opposed to the faux airbrush only materials. We’ll leave this one for the true men who blast chemicals into the air and what are YOU going to do about it?

  • October 23, 2017 at 5:29 pm
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    Did you manage to get hold of that other ‘airbrush only’ paint, mission models acrylic? I still haven’t seen any reviews where it has been brushed.

  • October 23, 2017 at 7:35 pm
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    No. I was mistaken in thinking that they had some down at Scale Model Supplies. After I struck out there I forgot about it. In truth, I don’t think I want to spend the money on it right now. We’ve recently replaced a refrigerator and a car… blew our budget. By the way, I discovered a weight loss regimen that works wonders. It’s called “Kill Your Refrigerator.” The pounds melt off!

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