Rants

Sorry, swine farmers, you have arrived at an un-helpful site. I hope my use of the term “swine” won’t be construed as a communistic attempt to disrupt the livestock industry, and that my asking that question won’t serve as proof that I did it deliberately. Where were we? Oh yes. SWINE. In the late 1990’s …

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I build models in order to escape reality and go off into another world. That’s not supposed to be funny (believe it or not). I really do get into the whole escapism aspect of it. I leave ordinary nonsense and voyage on the good ship HMS Scale. I like it. It puts me where I …

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Auto theft is real crime. If you get caught doing it as a career, you get sent to a real, federal pound-you-in-the-a** prison. This is the kind of crime that the police get paid to solve, right? I mean, if they weren’t spending all their time breaking up drunken fights between feebs they’d be right …

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I made this nifty graphic when AZ Model tried to stifle the creativity and inventiveness of the 72 Aircraft News blog. I thought it was pretty cute. But when I expressed my outrage over at the 72nd scale forum I discovered that bad-mouthing jerks like AZ is bad form and I got shut down. Not …

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From time, I read a forum thread where various opinions are shared about how Germany could have “won” World War II if they’d only built a jet fighter or an atom bomb or if they had invaded England in 1940. It’s nonsense. Here are some myths about World War II that are often repeated on …

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